Mademoiselle Gush
That means a lot to me, sensitive other-self floating in space
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if this gets a thousand notes
my mom won’t care lmao
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what the fuck did i just watch
i’m
pissing
my
pants
omg
need
to
change
them
brb
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i just realized terezi is wearing crocs with socks
oh dear lord
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- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it.
My girl.
The fact that someone thought this was matilda makes me sad.
It is Matilda.. When she was young..er at the start of the film
The fact that someone didn’t realize this was the beginning of Matilda makes me sad.
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i remember that in sixth grade i sang “don’t stop believing” by journey for a talent show and at the end i threw confetti into the audience and it got in some second grader’s eye and he had to go to the infirmary i didn’t win the talent show
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